Equius and Dirk: Bond over your shared love of horses.

Ah, shit. Here you go again. Another bonus comic, another weapons-grade freak to meet. Hopefully this one's better than the last.
At least it seems like their sense of decorum is on point. Nothing wrong with a good horse statue from now and again. You could take or leave the spooky castle, though.
Oh fuck it's this guy again.
EQUIUS: D --> Hello
DIRK: ...
You spend the next several minutes listening to this beautiful horse song. Every last second of it. You start to tear up a little.