Feferi: Assert dominance.

FEFERI: )(-EY bud...
FEFERI: W)(alecome back to conc)(fis)(ness! 
FEFERI: You )(aven't been out very long but )(OO boy )(ave we been WAITING! 
FEFERI: Or... I )(ave. T)(ese two just was)(ed up and can you blame them? 
FEFERI: But me? I've been WAITING... 38) 
ERIDAN: oh cod 
ERIDAN: wwhat the FUCK could that mean 

FEFERI: Remember 20 minutes ago w)(en my fincestor got up on Tavros's horns?
FEFERI: W)(AL-E, get ready to carry me around like t)(at.
ERIDAN: wwhat
ERIDAN: wwhat the fuck
ERIDAN: i dont even have horns that could support that kind of maneuver
ERIDAN: howw in the FUCK are you gonna do that 
FEFERI: )(mmm.... exshellent point! 
FEFERI: )(ow stiff are your fins? 38)
ERIDAN: uh
ERIDAN: howw long are you plannin on doin this 
FEFERI: FOAR-----EV------ER. 
FEFERI: Or until I get board. Boarded? Bored...
FEFERI: T)(at one's kind of... clawbtuse. 
ERIDAN: fish dont have claws moron 
FEFERI: Crabs do! 
ERIDAN: neither of us are crabs
ERIDAN: there is someone in our group who is a crab 
ERIDAN: 
ERIDAN: hes not a fish 
FEFERI: W)(AT-EV-ERRRRRR. 
FEFERI: T)(is is exactly w)(y I'm doing t)(is. 
FEFERI: Aradia, S)(oallux, can you back me up )(ere? 38/
ARADIA: shes right you know 
SOLLUX: y0u kn0w shes right
FEFERI: T)(ANK you. 

FEFERI: )(up!

SOLLUX: hey ff.
SOLLUX: d0 a flip.
FEFERI: O)()()()()()()()()()(. Y-ES. 
ERIDAN: oh no 

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