-- ectoBiologist [EB] started a new channel on EARTH-C: #general --

GC: W3 SHOULDNT C4LL TH3 S3RV3R 34RTH-C 1F 1TS JUST GONN4 B3 US

GC: OH OH 1 KNOW

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] changed the server name. --

-- EARTH-C -> FRU1TY R41NBOW P4RTYTOWN --

GC: 4 CL4SS1C

EB: oh i can match that.

-- ectoBiologist [EB] changed the channel name. --

-- #general -> #rumpus_room --

GC: Y33333333S >:]

EB: okay well i think this rumpus room is pretty good.

GC: OF COURS3 1TS GOOD D1PSH1T

GC: TH1S 1S 4 W3LL-WORN BR4ND

GC: 1TS R3TURN W1LL N3V3R W34R TH1N

EB: i completely believe you.

EB: who all do we need to invite...

-- turntechGodhead [TG] joined the server. --

TG: yo

EB: hey dave!

EB: can you invite karkat for me. he blocked me again.

TG: yeah sure thing

GC: W41T 1 C4N DO TH4T TOO

EB: oh i just assume you were blocked by him too.

GC: 1 4M

GC: BUT 1 DONT G1V3 4 SH1T 1LL 3V4D3 4 B4N

EB: hm.

TG: its not actually that hard you just gotta open a private tab and ask him on anon

EB: that's shady though!

TG: its not that shady

GC: Y34H 1 DO TH1S 4LL TH3 T1M3

EB: uhhh.

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined the server. --

CG: HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT MAKE THIS SERVER FIRST. JOHN ARE YOU STEALING MY FUCKING THING?

CG: DO I SERIOUSLY NOT EVEN HAVE CLAIM TO SHITTY FUCKING MEMOS ANYMORE?

EB: it's not a shitty memo!

EB: i think. it may devolve into a shitty memo eventually.

EB: but i've already turned off the non linear chat functions.

GC: 4CTU4LLY 1 D1D 1T BUT SUR3 YOU C4N T4K3 CR3D1T FOR TH1S

CG: OH GREAT. THAT'S A FUCKING RELIEF.

CG: THAT WAY IF SOMETHING FUCKING HEINOUS SHOWS UP UNEXPECTEDLY WE CAN'T EVEN WARN OUR PAST SELVES.

GC: TH3 ONLY H31NOUS TH1NG SHOW1NG UP 1S YOU >:[

CG: AND ARADIA AND SOLLUX ARE JUST LOCKED OUT, SINCE THEY'RE OUT IN PARADOX SPACE, DOING WHO FUCKING KNOWS WHAT.

GC: OH MY GOD F1N3 1LL M4K3 4 FUCK1NG T1M3 TR4V3L CH4NN3L

-- gallowCalibrator made a new channel: #T1M3_TR4V3L --

CG: OH MY FUCKING GOD, UNBAN ME FROM THE TIME TRAVEL CHANNEL.

GC: NO!!!! YOUR3 GO1NG TO FUCK1NG RU1N 1T W1TH YOUR FUCK1NG NONS3NS3

CG: UGHHHHHH. DON'T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME.

CG: I'M LITERALLY HIRING JACK NOIR. WE NEED THE SAFETY NET.

CG: DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE YOU USING YOUR MEMO NAME INSTEAD OF OUR HYBRID ONE.

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] changed the server name. --

-- R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN -> FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY --

GC: Y34H B3C4US3 1TS GOOD!!! >:[

CG: YEAH BUT WE COMPROMISED! THE HYBRID ONE IS SO MUCH MORE ICONIC, ANYWAY.

GC: F1N3

GC: L3T M3 PUT 4NOTH3R SP1N ON 1T TH3N

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] changed the server name. --

-- FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY -> FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY^2: BEYOND COHERENCE --

CG: VERY GENEROUS OF YOU TO NOT USE YOUR QUIRK FOR THAT ONE.

CG: NOW ADD ME TO THE TIME TRAVEL CHANNEL.

CG: PLEASE.

GC: UGHHH F1N3 YOU C4N FUCK1NG JO1N BUT TH3 MOM3NT YOU G3T SURLY W1TH YOURS3LF 1M K1CK1NG YOU FROM THE WHOL3 S3RV3R

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] joined the server. --

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] deleted the channel: #T1M3_TR4V3L --

GC: K4RK4T WH4T D1D 1 S4Y

TT: Wow, this server is already a disaster.

TT: I almost worried we had some kind of unbreakable bond as friends.

TT: Glad to know that a good old-fashioned Karkat tantrum can tear it apart.

TG: hey rose

TT: Hello.

TT: Hold on, I'm inviting Kanaya.

-- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] joined the server. --

GA: Hello

TG: yo

TG: just in time to see one of karkats trademark shitfits

GA: Oh Excellent

CG: @TEREZI: YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO REMAKE THE TIME TRAVEL CHANNEL EVENTUALLY.

GA: Do We Have Snacks Prepared

TG: god i wish but well have to coast through this one on an empty stomach

GA: Damn

CG: I HAVEN'T BEEN FUTURE-ME YET AND NOT LETTING ME BE FUTURE-ME IS GOING TO FUCKING DOOM US ALL. IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING GOING FOR?

CG: ARE YOU SUDDENLY THE VILLAIN NOW? GOING TO GET US ALL DOOMED LONG AFTER THE END OF THE GAME? HUH, IDIOT?

GC: UGHHHH TH1S 1S 3X4CTLY TH3 SH1T 1 W4S TRY1NG TO 4VO1D

CG: TOO FUCKING BAD WE'RE DOOMED TO CIRCLE OURSELVES IN SELF-LOATHING FOREVER.

CG: HOW LONG UNTIL ONE OF US STARTS CULLING AGAIN?

EB: do you want me to undo this whole thing.

CG: NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WE'VE DEALT WITH STABLE TIME LOOPS BEFORE AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DEAL IS.

EB: i'm cool, and full of powers. that's all there really is to say on the matter.

CG: THANKS, THAT REALLY FUCKING CLEARED THINGS UP FOR ME.

GC: DONT BOTH3R W1TH 1T JOHN JUST L3T H1M BURN H1MS3LF OUT

EB: nods

EB: oh god, this soft ware has formatting in it.

CG:

OH, FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

GC: SHUT TH3 FUCK UP

CG: WHY SHOULD I? IT'S ONLY MY LAST DEFINING FEATURE BEING STOLEN OUT FROM UNDER ME.

GC: WH4T3V3R!!!! >:P

GC: 1TS 4 STUP1D FUCK1NG P3ST3RCHUM S3RV3R L34V3 1F YOU W4NT

CG: I CAN'T, ACTUALLY.

CG: I HAVE TO BECOME MY FUTURE SELF, WHENEVER THAT WINDS UP BEING.

GC: YOU BROUGHT TH4T ON YOURS3LF

CG: UGHHHH.

CG: REMAKE THE TIME TRAVEL CHANNEL SO I CAN BE MY FUTURE SELF AGAIN AND WE CAN GET THIS OVER WITH.

TT: I hate to interrupt, but could I perhaps get a channel for documenting my findings?

GC: SUR3 TH1NG ROS3!

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] made a new channel: #F1NDINGS --

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] changed the channel name. --

-- #F1ND1NGS -> #findings --

TT: Thank you very much. <3

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] made a new channel: #T1M3_TR4V3L --

CG: UGHHH.

GC: GO 4H34D STUP1D4SS

GC: 4ND 1F YOUR FUTUR3 S3LF SHOWS UP 4G41N 1LL B4N YOU

TT: Good idea.

EB: we should also have some channels for some other goings on.

TG: yeah

-- gardenGnostic [GG] joined the server. --

GG: hey!! :D

TG: yo

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] deleted the channel: #T1M3_TR4V3L --

GC: OK4Y

GC: NO MOR3

CG: PAST ME IS AS SPARKLING AND LOVEABLE AS ALWAYS.

GG: ._.

CG: HELLO JADE. WELCOME TO THE ETERNAL MISERY OF FRIENDSHIP!

GG: ._____.

GG: is john here.

EB: yeah i just finished watching karkat explode.

GG: right! i'm on my way over to your place in a bit.

EB: awesome! thank you for the extra help.

GG: it's no problem, it's my mess anyway.

EB: oh, now that karkat is smouldering instead of screaming, we should invite more people.

GG: yeah!

-- golgothasTerror [GT] joined the server. --

GT: *waves and sets himself plumb down in the corner!*

GG: hi jake!

GT: Mm.

-- gutsyGumshoe [GG] joined the server. --

GG: Hey!

TG: yo

-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] joined the server. --

TG: yo

TG: yo

-- uranianUmbra [UU] joined the server. --

TG: CALLIEEEEE

GG: CALLIE!

GG: Hey!!! <3

UU: hello! ^u^ <3

TG: hai janey!!!!! :D

GG: How are you doing, Ms. Lalonde?

TG: i am fuckin KILLIN it today

TG: ive gotten like 3 different alchemiters installed in some cans and i am havin a WONDERFUL time

GG: oh so thats where those came from!

TG: yea!

-- timaeusTestified [TT] joined the server. --

TG: i owe it to the chess guys

TG: lotsa times i couldnt feed em yknow

TG: everyone wants a pumpkin 2 tie a string around

GG: yeah :o

TG: hmmm

TG: ur like an engineer right jade

GG: sorta! i used to fiddle with machinery but im kind of

GG: rusty hehe

TG: gasp

TG: we should.... collab

GG: on what!

TG: uhhh

TG: we could make fancy furbys

GG: haha ew! i'd love to

TG: no... jade u dont understand

TG: theyre SO cool inside

TG: look!

-- tipsyGnostalgic [TG] sent a file: furby.jpg --

TT: That is downright terrifying. I love it.

TG: i knew youd understand

TT: I'd also be down to build some stuff, especially for our burgeoning young Can Town.

TT: I've got plenty of old Brobot prototypes I've been itching to repurpose when I had the free time, and I'm sure putting some machine learning in play could help quite a bit with figuring out where we should go next.

CG: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.

TT: It can't be worse than humans.

CG: IT MOST CERTAINLY THE FUCK CAN.

TT: I don't see how.

TG: dirk

TG: did u think those big red crockercorp drones were organic

TT: I kind of assumed as much, as trolls are all about biomachinery. It's downright Gigernasty.

CG: YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH DRONES TOO?

TT: Only a few times, mostly right before entering the Medium.

TT: They were big and red and had moved like living beings, so I just assumed.

TT: You can usually tell the difference in how they move, you know?

TT: There's always slight imperfections in a living being's motion, as opposed to the calculated, perfect movements of an animatronic.

CG: EITHER FUCKING WAY, I'M NOT HERE TO GIVE YOU A HISTORY LESSON. WE'RE JUST NOT LETTING THE NEW WORLD BE HELMED BY SOME HORSE SHIT COMPUTER THINK PAN.

TT: I didn't realize it was such a sensitive topic, alright.

TT: Perhaps in the future we should have a channel for discussing this kind of thing?

TT: A place to talk out the official decisions we're making as deities.

GC: 3XC3LL3NT 1D34

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] made a new channel: #discourse --

TT: We can talk this out there, instead.

TG: yo we got a discourse channel now

TG: cool

TT: Right, I'll move there then.

GG: a channel for can town construction would help, too.

GG: keeping track of what goes on, we should also probably get the mail lady and the mayor in here too!

GG: i'm sure they'd have a lot to add. c:

TG: fuck yes

TT: Do they have Pesterchum accounts?

TG: oh fuck

TT: Maybe we should try and transliterate it for them.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] made a new channel: #can_town --

GG: :D

TG: i also want to make a channel

GG: go for it!

-- turntechGodhead [TG] made a new channel: #dude_network --

TT: Now what is this channel for?

TG: guys

TG: dudes

TG: the real deal

TT: I see.

TT: I'm glad you're being more proud of yourself than ever.

TG: ive got all the kind of that guy id ever need

TG: youll see

TT: I suppose I will, then.

-- gutsyGumshoe [GG] deleted the channel: #discourse --

GG: THAT GOT VERY UNPLEASANT VERY FAST

TG: holy shit i didnt even get to see

TT: Well, if you'd like a recap:

TG: no

TG: no no no

TG: FUCK no

TG: none of us do

GG: I agree, just... thinking about recapping it is driving me mad.

TG: we should just let this one die

TT: That's an excellent idea.

TG: dirk stop fucking typing

TT: Right.

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[The chat remained silent for several hours.]

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GC: @TT: H3Y 1M CH1LL1N 4T TH4T 7/11 1F YOUR3 R34DY TO GO

TT: I'll be there in just a moment, I've got some final errands to run for Kanaya first and I'll be right over.

UU: what is a 7/11?

GC: 1TS L1K3...

GC: 4 STOR3FRONT

GC: FOR TR4D1NG MON3Y FOR USU4LLY PR3TTY G4RB4G3 FOOD

GC: 1V3 N3V3R S33N ON3 1N R34L L1F3 BUT D4V3 1NS1ST3D TH3Y H4D GR34T PR3TZ3LS

GC: 4ND W3LL S33 JUST HOW GOOD THOS3 PR3TZ3LS 4R3

UU: woUld yoU object to me joining yoU at this 7/11? :U

GC: OF COURS3 NOT!!!

GC: 1TD B3 PR3TTY N1C3 >:]

UU: i'm on my way!!! :U :U :U

GG: @TT: Hey do you have that library of movies?

TT: Hell yes I do.

GG: Sweet!

TT: Anything in particular you're looking for?

GG: Not really, John's got me wanting to watch McConaughhey films.

GG: I've got my eyes on Serenity and Interstellar.

TT: Sick.

TT: I'll pack 'em up for you.

GG: They're just video files, no?

TT: Yeah but they're huge, you know. I gotta zip em up.