-- gardenGnostic [GG] made a new channel: #can_town --

CG: DO WE REALLY NEED TO GIVE THE CARAPACES A DIRECT FUCKING LINE TO OUR PERSONAL HANG OUT?

GG: shhh! we're not inviting carapaces to our personal server. that'd be a huge mistake.

GG: they're so inclined to take our word as religious canon that we should absolutely think out responses before it.

GG: so roxy and i've set up a separate can town server, and they're linked together.

GG: so what they say is crossposted into here.

GG: and what we say in here is then crossposted over there.

GG: it's all very efficient, and mostly-private.

TG: i did a lot of the work

CG: THAT'S BETTER BUT I STILL DON'T TRUST IT.

TG: when were ready to go let me know

EB: crank that on switch i want to know what our peoples are thinking!

TG: here we go

-- MOBIUS DOUBLE SERVER MODE ACTIVATED. --

EB: here we go.

VQ: HELLO I WOULD LIKE A NICE PIZZA.

VQ: THE PINK CREATOR CAME TO MY CAN BUILDING AND MADE ONE AND ATE IT.

VQ: HOW DO I MAKE A PIZZA.

TG: uh

TG: the code is "ShA1PhY4"

VQ: THANK YOU.

VQ: THIS PIZZA IS DISGUSTING.

TG: thats how it be

VQ: PLEASE DO BETTER AT PIZZA NEXT TIME.

TG: im tryin :(

KT: could the blue creator please turn down their movie night.

KT: i do not care for the mcconaughey man.

EB: you'll see! you'll all see.

LC: I am going to see the Mcconaughey man. I will watch all the Mcconaughey man movies.

EB: fuck yes!

KJ: i will also see the mcconaughey movies.

OS: i will see the mcconaughey movies!

EE: please, does anyone have "the mcconaughey movies"? i wish to watch them now.

EB: uh.

KJ: the creator has expressed displeasure?

EB: no just don't be weird, i just like the movies!

PL: the creator likes movies!

EB: yeah. that's true enough i guess.

VQ: DOES ANYONE HAVE A PIZZA STONE.

VQ: OR A TOWEL TO WIPE UP A GREASY ALCHEMIZER WITH.

VQ: I MAY HAVE MADE A MISTAKE.

-- vacuousQuibbler [VQ]'s computer exploded. --

TG: uh oh

GG: can we have one channel that's NOT A disaster :(

PL: yes ma'am! we will do our best to make sure this channel is as effervescent as always!

GG: thank you

TG: ill get vqs alchemizer fixed tomorrow

KJ: PLEASE HELP

KJ: CREATORS I HAVE ENCOUNTERED AN ISSUE

EB: ?

KJ: I HAVE ALCHEMIZED 10,000 COPIES OF THE FILM "FAILURE TO LAUNCH"

EB: oh fuck yes.

KJ: MY CAN IS NOW FULL OF COPIES OF THE MOVIE IT IS URGENT

KJ: PLEASE HELP

EB: right, i'm on my way, i'll help get rid of them, i guess.

KJ: THANK YOU KIND CREATOR

EB: we should keep this channel to just urgent stuff.

EB: you know?

EB: if you can sort out a problem yourself you probably should.

EB: you don't need a creator to get involved.

TG: we cant just say that

TG: what if that makes them individualist

EB: uh oh.

EB: um.

EB: please use your best judgment when asking?

EB: shit. this is more complex than i thought.

ZC: will only commune with creators when not up to the task on my own. understood.